Great Buttered Toast!

As if we don't have enough problems to deal with, the "Flippin' Squirrelly" percentage of our Commonwealth is about to spike.

Michael Jackson moving to Virginia?

FoxNews.com's celebrity gossip columnist Roger Friedman is reporting on the web site that Michael Jackson is indeed leaving Las Vegas and moving to a rental home somewhere in Virginia.

The question most Virginians will undoubtedly have on their minds is "where in Virginia?" The column mentions Virginia Beach as a potential Jacko destination because of its many recording studios including those of Teddy Riley and Timabaland. Others, including Friedman himself, are betting their money Jacko will move closer to his rep, Raymone Bain, who works in the D.C. area.