Monday, November 05, 2007

Bill's New Holiday

Maher: “New rule, Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas must be combined into one single super-holiday called Thankshallowismas. That way you only have to get together with your batshit family once, in a costume, for candy, presents, and a big turkey dinner. Then it’s everybody into the den to watch football until your drunken uncle calls your cousin a whore.”

Although I like "Hallowthankismas" better.