My family and I visited that Mecca of fun, Walt Disney World. After spending a week that can only be described as "an horrific abomination," I once again marvel at Disney's ability to do two things:
1. Suck every last dollar from a person
2. Make you glad they did
Think of it this way. If we had been brutalized anywhere else, squeezed amongst millions of swine-flu infested rabble, starved, burned, frozen, and robbed, we would have returned home and said, "We are never going to the state fair again!"
But when practically the same thing happened at Walt Disney World? As soon as we returned home we said, "We've got to go back and do it right the next time!"
And you know what? Damn our souls, we will.
1. Suck every last dollar from a person
2. Make you glad they did
Think of it this way. If we had been brutalized anywhere else, squeezed amongst millions of swine-flu infested rabble, starved, burned, frozen, and robbed, we would have returned home and said, "We are never going to the state fair again!"
But when practically the same thing happened at Walt Disney World? As soon as we returned home we said, "We've got to go back and do it right the next time!"
And you know what? Damn our souls, we will.
